I’m looking forward to a wonderful land, the Paradise that is the Future. I love the idea of living in tomorrow; today is all wet and everybody knows it! Now, to make tomorrow happen, all I have to do is make these simple resolutions and stick to them (that’s the hard part); then, just you wait, there won’t be anything to complain about. Not for me nor for anybody, because my resolutions are all-encompassing and transcendent. You might even say, they’re “resolutionary”! Ha ha! Anyway, I resolve to:
–Discover a new continent;
–Wear my shoes on the “wrong” feet and start a fashion trend;
–Make all the clocks run backward;
–Get Mahatma Gandhi and Elvis Presley in the same room and stop their ridiculous feud;
–Lose 20 pounds;
–Pass legislation which will make use of the Comic Sans font a capital offense;
–Write Beethoven’s 41st Symphony.
Wish me luck! Anyway, it’ll be a “Brave New world” I create, and you’ll be stuck in it. A world I like to call:
Tomorrow!
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